Twins Jokes

1. From a mother of twins - (author unknown)

There are two to wash; there are two to dry, there are two who argue, there are two who cry. One's in the mud having a ball, the other holds a crayon, another marked wall.
Some days seem endless and my patience grows thin. Why was I chosen to be a mother of twins?

The answer comes clear at the end of each day, As I tuck them in bed and to myself I say, There are two to kiss, there are two to hug, And best of all, there are two to love.

2. A woman three months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later, she awakes and asks the nearest doctor about the fate of her baby.
"You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine," says the doctor. "Luckily, your brother named them for you."
"Not by brother! He's an idiot! What did he call the girl?"
"Denise," the doctor replies.
Thinking that isn't so bad, she asks, "And what did he call the boy?"
The doctor answers, "Denephew."

3. "Have you ever noticed how many more twins are born than ever before?
I think children are getting afraid of coming into this world alone." (Source unknown)

4. DUMB QUESTIONS

I think there are some really questions people ask twins and their parents. If the parents could have had a dollar for every time they were asked if the twins were identical, they would be rich. Here follows such several DUMB QUESTIONS. See if you agree.

Do you ever get yourselves mixed up?
Are you the same age?
Are you boy/girl twins identical?
Can your parents tell you apart?
Why isn't you dressed alike?
Do you ever switch places?
How do you know which one you are?
Do you have the same parents?
Which one is smarter?
Were you born on the same day?
How did your parents know you were Twins?